Thursday, May 1, 2008

Strangest Lyrics in Very Popular Songs

There are a few popular songs that I really like, but the lyrics are really odd and controversial.

The top of the list is

"Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmm" by Test Crash Dummies

Once there was This Kid Who
got Into An Accident And Couldn't Come To School
but When He Finally Came Back
his Hair Had Turned From Black Into Bright White
he Said That It Was From When
the Cars Had Smashed So Hard

mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmmmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

then There Was This Girl Who
wouldn't Go To Change With The Girls In The Change Room
but When They Finally Made Her
they Saw Birthmarks All Over Her Body
she Couldn't Quite Explain It
they'd Always Just Been There

mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmmmmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm, Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm Mmmm

both Girl And Boy Were Glad
one Kid Had It Worse Than That
'cause Then There Was A Boy Whose
parents Made Him Come Right Home Directly After School
and When They Went To Their Church
they Shook And Lurched All Over The Church Floor
he Couldn't Quite Explain It
they'd Always Just Gone There

Next up...Boyz-N-The-Hood by Dynamite Hack
It's not the lyrics that are really strange, it's the cool suburban white boy melody that throws the lyrics into a spin...

Woke up quick at about noon
Just thought that I had to be in Compton soon
I gotta get drunk before the day begins
Before my mother starts bitchin' about my friends
About to go and damn near went blind
Young niggaz on the pad throwin' up gang signs
I went in the house to get the clip
With my Mac10 on the side of my hip
I bailed outside and I pointed my weapon
Just as I thought, the fools kept steppin
I jumped in the fo' hit the juice on my ride
I got front and back side to side
Then I let the alpine play

I was pumpin' new shit by NWA
It was "Gangster Gangster" at the top of the list
Then I played my own shit, it went somethin' like this:

Cruisin' down the street in my 6-fo'
Jockin' the bitches, slappin' the ho's
I went to the park to get the scoop
Knuckle-heads out there cold shootin' some hoop
A car pulls up, who can it be?
The fresh El Camino rollin Kilo G
He rolls down the window and he starts to say
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.

In at #1...Wrong Way by Sublime
A very catchy and popular song about having sex with a minor in a foreign country...

Annie's 12 years old
In two more she'll be a whore,
Nobody ever told her
It's the wrong way.

Don't be afraid
with the quickness you'll get laid
For your family get paid
It's the wrong way.

I gave her all that I had to give,
I'm gonna make it hard to live.
Salty tears running down her chin
And it ruins up her make up I never wanted

A cigarette,
Pressed between her lips
While I'm staring at her tits,
It's the wrong way.

Strong if I can,
But I am only a man,
So I take her to the can,
It's the wrong way.

The only family that she's ever had
Is her 7 horny brothersAnd her drunk-ass dad.
He needed money
So he put her on the street,
Everything was going fine until the day that she met me.

Annie are you sad?
Wanna shoot your dad
I'll do anything I can
The wrong way.

We talked all night and
Tried to make it right,
Believe me shit was tight,
It was the wrong way.

Don't run away if you wanna stay,
Cause I ain't here to make ya', oh no
It's up to you what you really wanna do
Spend some time in America, dub-style

For the icing on the cake, there's Lightning Crashes by Live.

lightning crashes, a new mother cries
her placenta falls to the floor

You have to love it when an lyricist glorifies child birth!

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